A deadly storm system caused historic flooding in Louisiana last week. Despite the constant warnings from all of the local media outlets, the yet unnamed woman ventured out during the storm. As they do, the moron was quickly overwhelmed by rising waters. This woman was robbed of the Darwin Award, when David Phung and a group of men came to her rescue. After pulling her from certain death, the gasping moron began screaming for her still trapped dog. Thankfully, the dog survived, however the lingering questions about Phung’s intervention in natural selection remain.